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Dick Cheney Shoots a Lawyer

Posted Feb 12th, 2006 at 3:35 pm in Politics

So I saw the headline that Dick Cheney had accidently shot someone, and as I read the story, I knew that my thoughts should have been along the lines of, “I hope that guy’s okay…”. Instead, the first thing that came to my mind was, “Every comedian’s prayer has just been answered…”

One Response to “Dick Cheney Shoots a Lawyer”

  1. Joe St explains: February 12th, 2006 at 10:55 pm

    When I was just a baby
    My Momma told me, “Son,
    Always be a good boy–
    Don’t every play with guns.”

    Guess not all folks are lucky enough to have a proper upbringing.

    Doesn’t Cheney have gout and perpetual heart attacks? What’s he doing out in the woods with a deadly weapon?

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