It’s Like Teaching Math Without Numbers
My wife’s searching for a job right now as a teacher. She came across a position at a private school1 which said they used the A BEKA curriculum. Having never heard of this before, she googled it to quickly find the answer. She realized this might not be the job for her though, when she saw their biology textbook.
The title is Biology God’s Living Creation. Okay, I theologically agree with that statement, though it’s unsuitable as the title of a public school textbook. But once we read what the book’s about, things get a little weird. It seems the book teaches biology, without biology’s most important theory.
If you’re going to read the blurb about the book, you probably need an interpreter to understand what it all means. Someone versed in science and Christian lines of thought. Fortunately, I am just such a man.
So here’s the information on the book, with nice footnotes to explain what it all means.
Biology God’s Living Creation
Thoroughly Christian in perspective and tone.2
Truly nonevolutionary in philosophy, spirit, and sequence of study.3
Pedagogically superior for tenth through twelfth grade students
Begins with the familiar, tangible4 things of nature. Ties abstract concepts5 to concrete examples6.
Thoughtfully designed7 to aid student learning and teacher preparation
* Lists key concepts at the head of each chapter.8
* Includes study objectives for each chapter section to involve students as active learners and help them prepare for class.
* Includes a set of TransVision® overlays of the human body to show at a glance the anatomical relationships of the body’s systems.9
Scholarly10, accurate, and up-to-date11 in content and organization12
Reflects the latest advances in man’s understanding13 of living things without neglecting a foundation in the basics.14
Support Materials
* Teacher Guide #55255 (includes curriculum15)
* Teaching Transparencies (50/set) #64157
* Field and Laboratory Manual16 #59811
* Teacher Edition, Field and Laboratory Manual #59838
* Video Lab17 Demonstrations (24 labs, 545 minutes) #64203
* Student Test Book #55263
* Teacher Key #55271
* Student Quiz Book #55298
* Teacher Key #55301
* Science in Action18 #58769
1 Yep, we’re desperate.
2 Because only Christians can properly understand biology.
3 Because no True ChristianTM would ever learn about evolution.
4 The whole germ theory relies far too much on evolutionary theory. Do you really want your kid learning about that?
5 Like fossils, which are very hard to wrap one’s mind around how they got there.
6 Like the flood, which explains everything in biology.
7 Pun intended.
8 Such as Why biologists are evil and Why God hates them
9 Because all True Christian’sTM know there’s only one living thing worth studying.
10 Written by the finest Christian scholars with PhDs from Bible institutes you’ve never heard of.
11 At least until the year 1858, the last year that biology could be trusted. (Because we all know about its downfall in ‘59).
12 Using the latest advances in Baraminology
13 Which is a pretty shifty way of knowing something — you should probably just home school your kid.
14 Like apologetics. It’s impossible to understand biology without apologetics.
15 We’d hate to trust you with your own lesson plan. Just think of the mistakes you might make when a truly curious kid starts asking questions.
16 Because Grand Canyon Flood Tours are a booming business. (or maybe not!)
17 Featuring only the finest.
18 It doesn’t get any better than this…

I remember A Beka books from my K-8 “Christian” grade “school” experience. It took me a good number of years to finally extricate myself from that propaganda. What’s worse, A Beka book sales to “Christian” “schools” and home”schoolers” is basically what bankrolls Pensacola “Christian” “College,” a hyper-conservative (e.g., all dates must be chaperoned, and lights out at sometime around 11:00) and non-accredited institution of lower education in west Florida; think about this: a successful voting drive at Pensacola “C.” “C.” might have been the difference in the 2000 election between the pro-environment candidate and the rigidly anti-science candidate…
Thanks for your explanatory footnotes. They are clever.
The ‘other view’ of those footnotes:
1. It’s not desperation to trust in scientific observation - evolutionists are not doing that. They speculate with dating techniques based
on very doubtful assumptions rather than accept the testimony of the only person who was actually there.
2. Others besides Christians can properly understand biology, but it is unscientific to ‘understand’ that life can come from non-life
(spontaneous generation) as do evolutionists. This was proven scientifically e.g. by creationist scientist Louis Pasteur in the 1800’s.
3. It’s ok for a Christian to learn about the idea of evolution, but it ought to be presented as inadequate, because it does not have a
means of producing the information increase needed for getting rocks made in to rocket scientists.
4. Knowledge of germ theory is demonstrated when the Israelites were made to go outside the camp to use the bathroom, carry a
trowel to cover the waste, wash carefully, and when a disease presented they were quarantined until specific skin tests were passed.
Germ theory allows for variation due to genetic recombination of the existing information in the genome, and for mutations sometimes
producing resistance to pesticides (e.g.), but the information is not increased. You still have a mosquito or paramecium or whatever,
not a new kind of creature, as evolution requires to get from microbes to men.
5. Most fossils are the result of Noah’s flood. You find billions of dead animals and plants buried in sedimentary rock layers stacked
up like a layer cake all over the continents, like those exposed in Grand Canyon. Exactly what you expect if Noah’s flood really
happened. You know what happens to a deer when it dies in the woods - its suppertime for the scavengers - coyotes will fight over
him all night. The deer, dinos, etc. had to be buried quickly to be preserved. That collapses the ‘geologic column’.
6. The flood doesn’t explain everything in biology, but it would be the greatest rapid burial mechanism in history, scrambling much of
superficial crust, it would scrape the earth of it’s animal and plant life, burying it quickly in huge amounts in the layers. That’s also
a rational origin for fossil fuels - the oil, coal and natural gas are usually seen by most authorities as based on organic material.
7. Design is a rational inference - any kind of mechanism has to have intelligence to put it together - a mousetrap only has five parts,
but take it apart and put the parts in a bag, you can shake it forever and it will never put itself together.
8. Biologists are evil, but aren’t we all (Mt. 7.11). And ‘God hates all evil doers’ - Ps. 5.5. According to God, ever since the fall of
Adam we all deserve death and hell. The amazing thing is that he made a way of escape in Jesus as a substitute.
9. You don’t have to be an evolutionist to be fascinated with the world of living creatures, and wish you could study them all.
10. It’s pretty hard to get a terminal degree from a secular university if it is known you are a creationist. An exception is when Stephen
Gould of Harvard graduated Kurt Wise with a PhD in invertebrate paleontology though he knew he was a creationist.
11. Modern biology is distorted and hampered by the inadequate explanatory power of evolutionary thought.
12. Baraminology fits the evidence far more than evolutionary ‘tree of life’ taxonomy. Even evolutionists like Gould admitted the evidence
for the tree exists only at the leaves, so to speak (meaning the evidence for one body plan, etc. becoming a different one is lacking).
13. True that modern science continually modifies it’s stance on various important issues, and therefore ought not be taken as revealed
truth.
14. It’s impossible to understand anything rightly without God’s help - he is the author of truth, and sustains our very being. Apologetics
helps to clearly understand what the Author is saying in his book, and how it applies to modern thought.
15. Let’s hear it for ‘truly curious kids’! Now they are censored from saying anything that questions the validity of the evolutionary
paradigm. Most of the greatest scientists of the past have been thoroughgoing creationists - allow what they have said to be presented.
16. I had a great time back packing to the bottom of Grand Canyon with three PhD scientists, and learned a lot, and got sore feet.
17. Some of the finest, most productive modern scientists are young earth creationists, e.g. Humphries, Vanadian (inventor of the MRI).
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18. That was pretty funny, but it’s hard to bribe God - he already owns everything. It’s not sinful to be rich, though, as long as you
are also rich toward God. Several rich and generous men of God in the Bible.