Poopy Paws Cat Blogging, With New Fresh Scent!

One of the joys of having a cat is knowing they’ve just come from the litter box when they hop up on the couch and want your affection. At best it’s a dusty smell. At worst, well… you know what I mean.

In her deeply appreciated attempts to watch the bottom line, my wife signed up to test kitty litter. It aint cheap after all, and what coud be the harm in getting 10 pounds of free kitty litter?

While it works well enough, it’s scented, like perfume or potpourri. This is just no good. If the man’s been in the crapper, having his paws and fur smell like the ladies section in Dillards just isn’t appealing. In fact, it’s kind of sickening. The sweet, pleasant smell of poopy paws.

First it was the artsy bowls. Now scented litter. I fear what’s left of The Bruce’s manhood is under assault.