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	<title>Ocellated &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>A blog on nature, science, religion, and just about anything else I want to post on</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Onion Takes Aim at the Birding Establishment</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2007/05/04/the-onion-takes-aim-at-the-birding-establishment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sibley Guide to Birds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I came across a three week old story in the Onion that takes aim at birders, particularly the Sibley Guide. It&#8217;s an absolute riot!
Here&#8217;s a brief taste, but if you know anything about birding, you&#8217;ve got to read the rest of the article.

I don&#8217;t understand it. How could it have happened a third time? They&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homozygotes find Jesus, Heterozygotes Play Hopscotch</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2007/05/01/homozygotes-find-jesus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2007/05/01/homozygotes-find-jesus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 12:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Evolution]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cystic fibrosis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[heterozygotes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[homozygotes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[malaria]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[natural selection]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sickle cell anemia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[typhoid fever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been extremely busy the last few weeks trying to get everything wrapped by the deadlines that always come with the end of the semester. I just completed working on a paper for Molecular Biology about cystic fibrosis. Before I go any further, let me define just a few genetic concepts using the analogy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Joys of Being a Math Teacher</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/10/07/joys-of-a-math-teacher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/10/07/joys-of-a-math-teacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 13:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[creative answers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[math]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[teachers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do they give extra points for creativity?
(Via Pharyngula)
]]></description>
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		<title>Somebody Can&#8217;t Do The Math</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/20/somebody-cant-do-the-math/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/20/somebody-cant-do-the-math/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[carbon dioxide]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diet Coke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[experiments]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[geyser]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mentos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Myth Busters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nucleation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this one&#8217;s just creepy. I posted the Mentos / Diet Coke thing yesterday. Today, I awake to find that JM O&#8217;Donnell, over at Immunoblogging has posted this, two days earlier.
Not only had I not seen his post, I hadn&#8217;t even seen this video until last night, when a commenter left a link to it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mentos + Diet Coke = Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/19/mentos-diet-coke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/19/mentos-diet-coke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[carbon dioxide]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diet Coke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[experiments]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[geyser]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mentos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Myth Busters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nucleation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What do you get when you take The Fresh Maker &#174; and The Real Thing &#174; and put them together?

My wife and I heard about this recently on the popular show Myth Busters, and after seeing it, we had to try it out.
Lucky for me, I had a professor that needed a 3 liter bottle. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Making the World a Better Place, One Computer at a Time</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/11/ie-firefox/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/11/ie-firefox/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Odds and Ends]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[firefox]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[internet explorer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[IT]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[web browser]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend (I won&#8217;t say who) that recently came across a serious problem. Their workplace wouldn&#8217;t allow them to install Firefox. According to IT, Firefox would make the computer more vulnerable to viruses. Yeah, and engaging in abstinence is a risk of AIDS transmission.
Well, as it turns out, this friend could install other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No, I really won&#8217;t do your research for you</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/08/21/i-wont-do-your-research/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/08/21/i-wont-do-your-research/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Asian Giant Hornet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grad school]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[research paper]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[thesis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Having a blog is great, but occasionally it does bring out the internet weirdos. Like this morning, when someone contacted me not once, but twice.
At 4:08 am (CST):

hi.. was goin  thro ur website n got intrested in it.. m also a christian n am  a research student. my thesis is on vespa mandarinia( [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Me Share This Funny Story</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/25/let-me-share-this-funny-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/25/let-me-share-this-funny-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Life in General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fat people]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[purpose]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[waitress]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ll indulge me, I have quite a story to share. It&#8217;s about life and what we want from life. It&#8217;s about what we find important, what we really value, and what we&#8217;ll do without in order to get it.
My wife is a waitress this summer. The other day at work, she had a table [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Stewart on The Brink of War?</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/22/john-stewart-on-the-brink-of-war/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/22/john-stewart-on-the-brink-of-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ABC]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[CNN]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fox News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gas prices]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[John Stewart]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[middle east]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[war]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[John Stewart had a recent piece where he took the news media to task (especially CNN) over their reporting on the middle east conflict.
Unfortunately, I couldn&#8217;t find it on YouTube or Google Video to include it in this post, but it is online at Comedy Central.
It&#8217;s hilarious, and I think you&#8217;ll get a big laugh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There Are Days I Have No Faith In Humanity</title>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/13/there-are-days-i-have-no-faith-in-humanity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/13/there-are-days-i-have-no-faith-in-humanity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And today is one of them.


Pink Princess, a 1-year-old toy poodle, enjoys a walk around Oakland, Calif., with owner Unique Hildreth. Hildreth, who says she has worn pink everyday for the past five years, dyes the poodle about once a month to maintain her pinkness.


]]></description>
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