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		<title>The Onion Takes Aim at the Birding Establishment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I came across a three week old story in the Onion that takes aim at birders, particularly the Sibley Guide. It&#8217;s an absolute riot! Here&#8217;s a brief taste, but if you know anything about birding, you&#8217;ve got to read the rest of the article. I don&#8217;t understand it. How could it have happened a third [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2007/05/04/the-onion-takes-aim-at-the-birding-establishment/</link>
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		<title>Homozygotes find Jesus, Heterozygotes Play Hopscotch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been extremely busy the last few weeks trying to get everything wrapped by the deadlines that always come with the end of the semester. I just completed working on a paper for Molecular Biology about cystic fibrosis. Before I go any further, let me define just a few genetic concepts using the analogy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2007/05/01/homozygotes-find-jesus/</link>
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		<title>The Joys of Being a Math Teacher</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do they give extra points for creativity? (Via Pharyngula)]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/10/07/joys-of-a-math-teacher/</link>
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		<title>Somebody Can&#8217;t Do The Math</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this one&#8217;s just creepy. I posted the Mentos / Diet Coke thing yesterday. Today, I awake to find that JM O&#8217;Donnell, over at Immunoblogging has posted this, two days earlier. Not only had I not seen his post, I hadn&#8217;t even seen this video until last night, when a commenter left a link to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/20/somebody-cant-do-the-math/</link>
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		<title>Mentos + Diet Coke = Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you get when you take The Fresh Maker &#174; and The Real Thing &#174; and put them together? My wife and I heard about this recently on the popular show Myth Busters, and after seeing it, we had to try it out. Lucky for me, I had a professor that needed a 3 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/19/mentos-diet-coke/</link>
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		<title>Making the World a Better Place, One Computer at a Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend (I won&#8217;t say who) that recently came across a serious problem. Their workplace wouldn&#8217;t allow them to install Firefox. According to IT, Firefox would make the computer more vulnerable to viruses. Yeah, and engaging in abstinence is a risk of AIDS transmission. Well, as it turns out, this friend could install [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/09/11/ie-firefox/</link>
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		<title>Let Me Share This Funny Story</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ll indulge me, I have quite a story to share. It&#8217;s about life and what we want from life. It&#8217;s about what we find important, what we really value, and what we&#8217;ll do without in order to get it. My wife is a waitress this summer. The other day at work, she had a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/25/let-me-share-this-funny-story/</link>
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		<title>John Stewart on The Brink of War?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[John Stewart had a recent piece where he took the news media to task (especially CNN) over their reporting on the middle east conflict. Unfortunately, I couldn&#8217;t find it on YouTube or Google Video to include it in this post, but it is online at Comedy Central. It&#8217;s hilarious, and I think you&#8217;ll get a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/22/john-stewart-on-the-brink-of-war/</link>
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		<title>There Are Days I Have No Faith In Humanity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And today is one of them. Pink Princess, a 1-year-old toy poodle, enjoys a walk around Oakland, Calif., with owner Unique Hildreth. Hildreth, who says she has worn pink everyday for the past five years, dyes the poodle about once a month to maintain her pinkness.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/13/there-are-days-i-have-no-faith-in-humanity/</link>
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		<title>On Which My In-laws Undoubtedly Concur</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Upon my return home from thesis work, my wife had to share a quote she&#8217;d gotten a laugh from. It&#8217;s from The Simpsons, the modern purveyor of truth that it is. Bart [after watching a foreign film] : I was so bored I cut the pony tail off the guy in front of us. [holds [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocellated.com/2006/07/06/on-which-my-in-laws-undoubtedly-concur/</link>
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